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Sunday, October 03, 2021

To paraphrase Woody Allen, today’s Urban Dictionary Word of the Day puts a name to the act of spending time with someone you love:

MASTURDATING - Going out alone, i.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.

Or, perhaps, you could consider this to be play-dating with yourself. In any case, despite the prospect of being seen in public minus a plus-1, at least you’ve got a sure thing in hand…

by Costa Tsiokos, Sun 10/03/2021 02:01pm
Category: Comedy, Movies, Wordsmithing
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