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Friday, August 13, 2021

I don’t consider myself to be overly superstitious. But based on my fashion choices on this Friday the 13th, maybe I am:

First off, I’m wearing Lucky Brand Jeans. I had in mind to wear these today just because they’re comfortable. In light of the date, I guess they also provide comfort against the irrationality of fear of the number thirteen?

As if that’s not bad enough, I’m also wearing boxer shorts with a green shamrock pattern on them. So yes, my underwear matches both the jeans and the day’s unlucky theme.

As silly as it is, at least I’ve got double-layer anti-bad-luck deterrence from the waist down (I’m sure my genitals, ass, and legs are grateful). Unfortunately, my subconscious selection ended there — unless purple is some kind of good-luck color, my shirt’s not going to guard me against any bad mojo. Forces of evil, take note to aim high today!

by Costa Tsiokos, Fri 08/13/2010 11:01am
Category: Fashion, Society
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