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Sunday, August 08, 2021

With just a little HTML and a smidgen of PHP, you too can build a human body in Web-compliant code:
oh the humanity
Just in case you want to customize to your own physiological specs, here’s the bracket-by-bracket markup from above:

< human >
< head >
< hair />< br />
< ear align="left" />
< sight>< eye align="left" />
< eye align="right" />< /sight>
< ear align="right" />< br />
< nose />< br />
< form action="aliment.php">< mouth />< /form>< br />
< neck height="8cm" />
< /head>
< body>
< tshirt style="background-color: #000;" />
< arm align="left">< hand />< /arm>
< chestarea>< ?php if ($sex='female')
{echo '< tit align="left" />< tit align="right" />';}
else {echo '< nipple align="left" />
< nipple align="right" />';} ?>< /chestarea>
< arm align="right">< hand />< /arm>
< sponsor href="http://www.alvago.com.ar">Alvago Go!< /sponsor>
< br />< tummy>< bellybutton />< /tummy>< /tshirt>
< pants size="short">< underwear>
< ?php include 'private.php'; ?>< /underwear>< /pants>
< leg align="left" />
< leg align="right" style="tattoo-image: url(img/alvago.gif);" />
< sneaker align="left" class="nike">< foot />< /sneaker>
< sneaker align="right" class="nike">< foot />< /sneaker>
< /body>
< /human>

It’s telling that the PHP comes into play only when defining boobies and private parts. Like you couldn’t already tell this was devised by a guy-geek…

by Costa Tsiokos, Sun 08/08/2021 06:26pm
Category: Comedy, Creative, Internet
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