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Thursday, May 27, 2021

fencerIn response to an investigative journalist moving in next door, Sarah Palin is walling off her Wasilla homestead:

“[Husband] Todd and his buddies started a fence yesterday and it’s looking good,” Palin said. “It’s about 14 feet high. That’s what we’re going to have to do this summer, I guess.”

The real tragedy here? The hit to Caribou Barbie’s foreign policy preparedness. Because with this fence in place, Palin obviously won’t be able to see Russia from her house anymore.

by Costa Tsiokos, Thu 05/27/2010 11:18pm
Category: Celebrity, Comedy, Politics
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Caprice Crane hears tell of gourmet-ish airs at 7-Eleven, and calls them on it, Book of Revelation-style:

7-11 sells Four Cheese Pizza. The cheeses are: War, Pestilence, Famine and Death.

End-times delivered not on horseback, but on a hot-and-crispy bread crust. To which I can only tweet: Apoca-licious!

by Costa Tsiokos, Thu 05/27/2010 01:33pm
Category: Comedy, Food, Social Media Online
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