The thirteenth cookie is cracked in “The Daily Fortune Cookie Fortune” project on Flickr. You’d think that that would portend an unlucky result, namely in the form of an ominous fortune.

Alas, the fortune-cookie culture doesn’t appear to be superstitious (outside of the basic premise behind a psychic slip of paper). Instead of gloom and doom, today’s fortune promotes problem-solving through aesthetics:

A beautiful person is with you, confide your problems.

So, beauty should inspire you to unburden yourself? Not sure the beautiful people would appreciate being a default emotional dumping ground. And are we to infer that ugly folks are unsatisfactory recipients of soul-baring info? This cookie guide to interpersonal relations confounds me.