Population Statistic: Read. React. Repeat.
Wednesday, April 14, 2021

hey now
Well heck, it’s the middle of the week. I know I could use a laugh. So let’s let Larry and Artie (and the former’s, ahem, ass) from “The Larry Sanders Show” provide the yucks:

With the probable risk of this clip being pulled off of YouTube at some point due to rights issues, here’s the fun-funny transcript:

Larry: Why didn’t you just say “no”, be done with it for the good of the show?

Artie: Hey buddy, this is my personal area and you’re pushing me. Now listen, I just received an offer, like you do; I’m considering it, and if you can’t live with that, sonny-boy — tough titty!

Larry: [awed pause] You didn’t just say “tough titty”, did you?

Artie: [emphatically] Tough tit-tay!

Larry: You know what I think — I think you’re having a little problem. I think you’re afraid that if you say “no”, she’ll dump you. That’s what I think.

Artie: Aw, that’s a crock of horseshit.

Larry: Oh, you think so? I don’t think so. I think you’re afraid.

Artie: Yeah, I’m afraid. [sarcastically] I’m afraid that I’m gonna turn into a lonely old geezer, wondering whether your melon got chopped up, or whether I told you that your ass doesn’t look fat!

Larry: Too late.

Artie: Not for me, buddy!

Larry: My ass is fine. My ass is great. I never felt better about my ass.

Artie: Then maybe you don’t need me.

Larry: Maybe… we don’t.

Artie: Then maybe you and your fat ass can go fuck yourselves!!

Larry: Thank you! I was just waiting for a go-ahead…

Artie: Well, go right ahead!

Larry: Thank you!

Artie: Don’t wait for me!

Larry: I will not wait for you! [turns to the mirror, checks his ass in the reflection, exclaims "He-llo!"]

Unfortunately, I can’t zero in on the specific episode of “Larry Sanders” that this is from; none of the official episode titles match the “Too Late” placard at the start of this video. Whichever one it was, I’m sure the rest of it was just as hilarious.

by Costa Tsiokos, Wed 04/14/2010 08:15am
Category: Comedy, TV
| Permalink | Trackback |

Feedback »
Say something!


Comment moderation might kick in, so please do not hit the "Say It!" button more than once.