Nothing like some tweet-borne humor for today’s holiday:

@jesus: Don’t call it a comeback.

Too pop-culture and sacrilegious? Hey, better to characterize Christ’s resurrection in terms of LL Cool J’s “Mama Said Knock You Out”, than to invoke that kooky Zombie Jesus story.

As it happens, Easter falls on the same date this year for Orthodox Christians and others alike. So I’ll be logging in some family time today, rather than marking a different date for the customary chocolate bunny and colored-eggs carnage. Hopefully, my own mama won’t be imploring me to knock someone out for the occasion.