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Tuesday, January 19, 2021

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Good to know that you can find made-to-order vampiric mouthware in the East Village/Alphabet City area. That’s where I cameraphoned this storefront-window sign the other day (closer to life-sized in embiggened Flickr version).

I won’t say where the “here” in that “Custom Vampire Fangs Made Here” is. Because I don’t want this little corner of Manhattan to get overrun by deep-end Twilight groupies who are looking for a thrill. Although given the neighborhood, it’d be fun to see those little fanboys/girls come face-to-face with the less-than-romantic urban vampires that’d frequent this literal body-shop…

by Costa Tsiokos, Tue 01/19/2010 11:31 PM
Category: New Yorkin', Photography, Pop Culture
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I’m sure I’m not the first to think of this, but I happen to be pondering it right now:

We hear reference to hard-and-fast rules, or the lack thereof, all the time. So why no “soft-and-slow” counterparts?

Predictably, a Google search on the subject yielded nothing but inane sex talk. Practically a hard-and-fast expectation when delving into the soft-and-slow hive-mind of the InterWebz…

by Costa Tsiokos, Tue 01/19/2010 09:51 PM
Category: Wordsmithing
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