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Wednesday, December 16, 2021

Yes, there’s a level of irony in Tiger Woods losing his longstanding corporate endorsements just as his mistresses start picking up their own. It’s like the marketing ecosystem needs to achieve a fearful symmetry, adultery aside.

Not that said symmetry lines up dollar- or prestige-wise. Fact is, new BidHere.com “holiday spokesperson” Jamie Jungers ain’t quite hitting it out of the park:

She can’t even read the script off the screen, much less memorize it. And does BidHere.com not even have a real video camera?

If there are further stunt-sponsorships to be had by Tiger’s 10 12 14 (and counting?) tigerettes, and we have to endure the video spectacle, then I’d say we all, truly, will have suffered from this affair.

by Costa Tsiokos, Wed 12/16/2009 09:29 AM
Category: Advert./Mktg., Celebrity, Other Sports
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