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Tuesday, October 27, 2021

just don't bite it
Remember when I railed against the overload of vampire motifs in today’s pop culture? I do believe we’ve reached the tipping point.

Yes, that’s the Succu Dry pictured above. For those who can’t get off on the anonymous vaginality of the Fleshlight, this “sex in a can” product adds that undead toothsome touch to a simulated blowjob.

I will give them props for the creative punnery at work here: Succu Dry being a play on the plural form of succubus. And talk about going the extra yard in supernatural selling points:

Succu Dry’s unique Vampire mouth opening isn’t for the faint of heart. This exclusive Undead pale sleeve color is made from the same patented Real Feel Super Skin material that’s made Fleshlight the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. The amazingly detailed vampire mouth and fangs beg you to drive your wooden stake deep inside.

And let’s hope this debauched level of cultural penetration finally puts a stake in the heart of the current vampire-chic craze. Hopefully with a minimum of bite marks…

by Costa Tsiokos, Tue 10/27/2009 11:43 PM
Category: Pop Culture
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fiving
At this point, this whole randomly-generated playlisting off my iTouch is becoming a monthly feature around here. Once every 30-ish days might not sound like a regular schedule to you, but to me, it reeks of an unwanted consistency.

And with that… The last five shuffled-up songs that emitted out of my earbuds. With brief lyrical sample, naturally:

1. “The Simple Life”, The Juan MacLean - I lost you to oblivion.

2. “Mama Said Knock You Out”, LL Cool J - Don’t call it a comeback.

3. “Metropolis (The Twelves Remix)”, Cicada - I would.

4. “Enter the Newground”, DJ Kentaro - Continue.

5. “The MC”, KRS-One - I black out and wake up to catastrophe.

by Costa Tsiokos, Tue 10/27/2009 08:55 AM
Category: Pop Culture, iPod Random Tracks
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