Long ago in this space, I declared my fondness for the satirical porn-movie title that’s based on a real Hollywood release. Not the skin-flicks themselves — although I’m certainly not averse to the X-rated genre — just the titles alone. In fact, it’s better when the title is all that exists. When done right, a punny play on words in this vein is pure comedy.

So, with that in mind, here’s my swipe at the pornographically re-imagined titles of ten of this past summer’s more notable box office releases. I’ve linked to the Internet Movie Database entries for the for-real, non-smutty movies, so these links are actually Safe For Work — a cinematical twist on the standard online presentation of obscenity. Enjoy.

10. District 69

9. I Like To Watch-Men

8. 500 Dudes in Summer

7. The Bumpin’-Uglies Truth

6. G.I. Blow: The Rise of Her Bra

5. Land of the Lust

4. XXX-Men Orifices: Wolverine

3. Brüno: Homo Sexual Perversions For Gay Nation of Austria (for that subtitle citation, see Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan)

2. Julie & Julia & 8 Other Guys

1. TransGenders: Revenge of the Flacid