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Friday, August 28, 2021

tittering tweeters
From the same lady who brought us her own personal Vagina Twitter-logue, here’s Heartless Doll editor Andrea Grimes with the top ten things her tits would tweet.

And let’s give a special shout-out to the No. 1 punchline on that list:

1. @boyfriendspenis you are so dramatic. always trying to come between us.

Yeah. I like the idea of both breasts collectively expressing themselves within the same tweetstream, but with occasional left-right intra-dialogue. A sort of mammarial schizophrenia, played out online.

Disclaimer: The above photo is my stock-photo contribution to this Twitter-tittering. I have no idea how close it comes to representing Ms. Grimes. Although if she possesses anything close to these proportions, I’d say her rack doesn’t need Twitter — they already speak volumes, without the benefit of social media.

by Costa Tsiokos, Fri 08/28/2009 07:43:37 PM
Category: Comedy, Social Media Online, Women
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