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Monday, February 23, 2021

Dubbed by one Congressional leader as “the most negative brand in America” — and almost certainly among the most-mocked — the Dubya-legacy “No Child Left Behind” Department of Education program is up for renaming.

And that means plenty of input from the World Wide Peanut Gallery, including:

One entry, alluding to the bank bailout program, suggests that it be called the Mental Asset Recovery Plan. Another proposal: the Act to Help Children Read Gooder… the Double Back Around to Pick Up the Children We Left Behind Act, the Rearranging the Deck Chairs Act, the Teach to the Test Act and the Could We Start Again Please Act.

I love me a good rebranding that, please, thinks of the children…

by Costa Tsiokos, Mon 02/23/2009 09:01pm
Category: Comedy, Politics, Wordsmithing
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