The above picture is of former Spice Girl and current soccer-wife Victoria Beckham, taken by Juergen Teller as an advertisement for fashion house Marc Jacobs. This shot is fairly typical of Teller’s avant-garde approach to photography.

Two things: One, I never would have believed that Stick Spice had enough meat on her bones to represent with a pair of legs like that. And two, this disembodied-limb look is the closest thing to an appearance that she’ll ever make on this blog.

Casual gaming does, indeed, come more casually than what’s found in online gamelet “You Have To Burn The Rope”.

But most such time-wasters probably don’t reward you with such a cool down-tempo song of gratitude for beating the game (nor reward you so quickly, assuming your brain doesn’t short out). “What will you do with the rest of your day” — isn’t that the ultimate question?

Keep your ultra-complex MMOGs. My affection for oldschool videogames draws me to YHTBTR like, well, a rope to a flame. And if I ever get confused, I can always refer to the manual.