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Sunday, March 30, 2021

Dane Cook likes to call it a relationshit. (That must be why he’s so “edgy”.)

Me, I think a better description of a relationship gone sour is… a relationshipwreck.

True, it takes the effort of mouthing an extra syllable, but I think it’s worth it to get the point across.

by Costa Tsiokos, Sun 03/30/2008 08:36:26 PM
Category: Comedy, Wordsmithing
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  1. it gets the point across and less bitter too, sounds like Cook still has some issues with his exes, IE baggage, not attractive.

    I used to like saying I was heartbruised not heartbroken, since I had been through worse than breakups and my heart went on plus I didnt want to give them that much credit anyway, hmm sounds like I have some carry-on bags too

    Comment by Tara — 03/31/2008 @ 08:17:03 PM

  2. “Heartbruised” — I love it. Can I hope that this post sprout a long list of comments with similar contributions?

    Comment by CT — 03/31/2008 @ 11:13:50 PM

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