A friend of mine related the mishap of her live-in boyfriend’s kid sister, who, last night, overdosed on spicy green curry sauce while dining at a Thai restaurant in Jersey City. End result: She was throwing up like crazy this morning in said friend’s bathroom.

Since yesterday was St. Patrick’s Day, I couldn’t help but observe that, well, at least kid sister’s puking was in reaction to something green. I give her props for being unconventional, rather than go with the old-hat green beer. It’s all in the spirit of the holiday!