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Wednesday, March 12, 2021

fear and douching in las vegasPerhaps as a nod to its allure among the greasier segments of American male society, Vegas.com is running a “Welcome, Douchebags!!” travel promotion, complete with $25 discount when entering code DOUCHEBAG at checkout. And for extra good measure, they’ve staked out MySpace territory for this campaign.

Want to take advantage of those savings for your next stint in Sin City, but unsure as to whether or not you properly qualify? No sweat — just take the provided Vegas Douchebag Quiz:

- Do you know where to get the best spray-on tan?
- Do you like to show off your nipple ring in public?
- Do you know the difference between beer and malt liquor?
- Do you wear your chain inside or outside your shirt?
- Do you own more than 5 different trucker hats?

Thankfully, I’m not even close to a “fo sho” on any of those questions. Never hurts to do a personal inventory, though.

Even more than the unconventional approach, I’m surprised that Vegas.com didn’t engage Hot Chicks with Douchebags — which is of course the douchebaggiest blog on the Internet — as a partner in this marketing effort. Missed opportunity all around.

by Costa Tsiokos, Wed 03/12/2021 08:50:46 AM
Category: Bloggin', Advert./Mktg., Comedy
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