It’s a veritable ‘roid rage on Capitol Hill, as the crusade against performance-enhancement drugs in the sports world trots toward the horseracing circuit.

And just to underline that they’re not going to pee-test the jockeys, this excellent headline tells it all:

They Juice Horses, Don’t They?

In keeping with the cinematic reference, I would have also accepted, “They Shoot Up Horses, Don’t They?”. The classics never die.