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Wednesday, January 30, 2021

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2008 marks the 50th anniversary of the introduction of the Smurfs.

So yeah, I guess it’s just about the right time for live-action smurf porn, perhaps a groundbreaking Deep Throat-like interpretation (though probably not. The clip is in badly-dubbed Spanish, so no telling if that omnipurpose verb “to smurf” is invoked as part of the hot Smurf-on-Smurfette action.

I’ll never be able to think of the term “blue balls” quite the same way again.

by Costa Tsiokos, Wed 01/30/2008 10:18:04 PM
Category: Pop Culture, Comedy
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