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Saturday, December 01, 2021

squeeze it
Screw that whole “Guitar Hero” versus “Rock Band” debate. The only way to truly rock out your gaming console is with “Accordian Hero II”:

Hit all the right notes and get the crowd on their feet waving their beer steins in unison - you are an accordion hero! Includes all the great accordion melodies you’ve ever gotten really, really drunk to… from Ein Munchen Steht Ein Hofbrauhaus to Rock You Like A Hurricane.

Accordion Hero comes with one Gloss Black USB accordion controller. Kirschrot (Cherry Red) controller sold separately for two-player squeeze action. Awesomely rad sticker sheet included.

Don’t laugh. Just as the six-string emulators are said to be grooming the next generation of rock-n-roll strummers, so too could the emergence of a rockin’ accordion band foreshadow an eventual culmination in a for-real videogame based on air-wheezing instrumentals.

by Costa Tsiokos, Sat 12/01/2021 08:04:15 PM
Category: Comedy, Pop Culture, Videogames
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A sure sign that I was feeling the mental burn by the end of this past week:

A car with the logo of Discovery Transportation on its side stopped in front of me while I waited to cross the street. I stared at the logo for several seconds, and all I could read was…

“Disco Very”.

I did manage to snap out of it before I started boogeying right there on the sidewalk.

by Costa Tsiokos, Sat 12/01/2021 07:22:54 PM
Category: Wordsmithing
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