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Friday, October 12, 2021

dead sexy
There’s practically zero chance that I’ll ever tune in to “Women’s Murder Club”.

Not that the new ABC show needs me — I’m sure it has a huge built-in audience from novelist James Patterson’s source material.

However, I’ve been running into the above ad, in giant-sized format, in the subways all over town. And I’ve gotta say: There are a lot more objectionable visuals that I could be getting, instead of a regular dose of Angie Harmon’s exquisite facial features. I’ll even overlook the fact that her skinny ass is married to instant has-been Jason Sehorn.

by Costa Tsiokos, Fri 10/12/2021 09:50:07 PM
Category: New Yorkin', Publishing, TV
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trashy terror?
Good to know that the town of Dover, New Jersey is securing the homeland via gumball-machine inspections:

[City alderman Frank Poolas] was not, he told the reporters and photographers who assembled in this northern New Jersey town, really all that concerned that candy posed a terrorist threat.

“Our main concern was health. Period,” Mr. Poolas said, explaining why he and some colleagues started a project six months ago to inspect all of the town’s candy and gum vending machines to make sure they were properly licensed.

Sure, he had mentioned terrorism, Mr. Poolas said, but only as a “worst-case scenario.”

If rogue candy wind-ups are causing this much of a fuss, imagine what Dover would make of the Trashball treats being dispensed in Washington DC, pictured above. I’m thinking town council would ban the artistic expression as a public health and/or security risk.

by Costa Tsiokos, Fri 10/12/2021 09:15:32 PM
Category: Politics, True Crime
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