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Tuesday, March 06, 2021

Oh what to do about those too-tight seatbelt straps, as they cut into your arm and shoulder and chest?

Enter the cushiony-soft Tiddy Bear clip-on strap insulator!

Owing to the pronunciation of “tiddy”, and the apparently favored placement of these mini-bruins in the cleavage area, Dabitch prefers to call them “titty bears”. That certainly heightens the impression that the little plushies are doing a little groping while guarding against strap-burn. And of course, it’s due to this non-entendre that I’ve posted this silliness here.

And since this has all devolved into yet another breast joke, let’s clarify one last thing: Yes, these tiddies are real.

by Costa Tsiokos, Tue 03/06/2021 06:48:04 AM
Category: Advert./Mktg., Comedy, Creative | Permalink |

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