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Friday, October 20, 2021

I just now overheard this in the hallway of my office building, uttered by a woman (who, incidentally, has an unnervingly gravelly voice):

A man should not drink skim milk. Unless you’re obese.

I was wholly unaware of the sissified stigma regarding 2 percent dairy products. (Two percent fat, et al, is considered skim, right? I generally don’t touch any of the stuff, so damned if I know.) I guess if you’re a fat-ass, you don’t lose any man-points.

I presume that, in accordance with this opinion, a real masculine man should chug nothing but raw milk, in all its unhomogenized/unpasteurized bacterial-laden potency.

by Costa Tsiokos, Fri 10/20/2006 10:00:33 AM
Category: Comedy, Food, Society
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