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Wednesday, October 18, 2021

I’ve been kicking around this shut-down comeback line:

It sounds to me like you haven’t gone to the bathroom lately. Because you’re full of shit.

Yeah, I know — it needs work. Call it a work in progress. Or, considering the scatological subject, a work in regress.

by Costa Tsiokos, Wed 10/18/2006 10:47:29 PM
Category: Comedy
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Sure, you talk about what a superfan you are. But the time will come when you’ll have to put your money where your corpse is. When that time comes, Eternal Image will be there with its line of caskets and urns emblazoned with officially-licensed Major League Baseball logos (with other leagues soon to follow).

The Phillies urn was the first of the MLB products to be designed. Each urn will feature recognition of the deceased’s passionate support, stamped with a message that says “Major League Baseball officially recognizes (person’s name) as a lifelong fan of (team).”

I imagine the same message will be stamped on each coffin. I don’t have a problem with that. I will have a problem with the inevitable disclaimer: “May not be exhumed without the prior written consent of Major League Baseball”.

by Costa Tsiokos, Wed 10/18/2006 09:46:12 PM
Category: Society, Sports
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