Jill Wagner fans will have to go back to an irregular television schedule to catch glimpses of their dreamgirl, because her regular Spike TV gig is no more. “Blade: The Series” will not return for a second season, low ratings being the culprit.

Personally, I blame Sticky.

Actually, I don’t blame anyone. I never watched the show myself, except for the pilot episode, and only because of the novelty of getting it as a freebie through iTunes. As appealing as this blog’s favorite starlet is, she wasn’t enough to get me to tune in to that mess every week.

Oh well. There’s still those signature Mercury commercials. I looked for an updated photo from the latest batch of those; I figured that black outfit she wears in one of them would be appropriately funereal for this post. Couldn’t find one, though, so had to go with the old blue-sweater look.