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Wednesday, December 07, 2021

Upon arriving home yesterday, I discovered that the maid had accidentally dropped and spilled my bottle of Eternity for Men.

I promptly fired her. So, if anyone knows of a good maid in town that works fairly cheap…

Kidding, just kidding. I didn’t post anything about it when it happened, because I didn’t want to come off as one of those cranks who vent on their blogs about the slightest misfortunes — and this one was certainly among the slightest (it was just Eternity, after all — even if it seems particularly potent for me). I didn’t completely blow it off, though: I took her up on her offer to replace it, instead of just dismissing it as I might usually do. I’ll be shocked if she actually follows through with that.

In the meantime, my bathroom is laced with the scent of Eternity. I’m waiting for the line of chicks to start forming outside the door (maybe I’ve seen one too many AXE Body Deodorant commercials)…

I guess I’ll pick up something else the next time I’m out (it was my only bottle of cologne). Maybe another Calvin Klein concoction. And if anyone’s thinking of a Christmas trinket for me, feel free to pick me up a bottle of something special.

- Costa Tsiokos, Wed 12/07/2021 08:27:33 PM
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  1. keep dreaming CT, the ladies are on the way. fyi try kenneth cole-black

    Comment by Erin — 12/07/2021 @ 09:37:14 PM

  2. you have a maid?

    Comment by tim — 12/07/2021 @ 11:55:25 PM

  3. Well, duh… I don’t have a girlfriend, so how else is the house supposed to get clean? ;)

    One day, I’ll have to jot down my observations on the hiring and firing of part-time maids, since I’ve gone through several of them over the years…

    Thanks, Erin, I may try that Cole Black.

    Comment by CT — 12/08/2021 @ 08:29:22 AM

  4. Costa,
    Sorry about your loss of fragrance (in the bottle that is). Try a cologne that I’m addicted to. John Varvatos makes an awesome scent. It’s available a Saks for approx $55.00. I always get nice comments when I wear it. It’s very light with a hint of cedar.
    Smell ya later (groan)

    Comment by Chuck — 12/08/2021 @ 09:04:41 AM

  5. Chuck, you must be psychic — or have strolled through the archives here. Because I had been scoping out the Varvatos stuff a year ago. I kinda forgot about it though, so thanks for the reminder!

    Comment by CT — 12/08/2021 @ 09:41:18 AM

  6. Well, thank God. Your blog is not one of those boring “I woke up and I had a sandwish” blogs.

    Comment by Orikinla Osinachi — 12/08/2021 @ 11:25:27 AM

  7. That’s right, it’s not. Although I could go for a sandwish right about now, mmmmm….

    Comment by CT — 12/08/2021 @ 11:40:44 AM

  8. I know where you could pick up a sangwich.

    Comment by Hunk Oman — 12/08/2021 @ 04:42:43 PM

  9. Ugh, that dump. I haven’t gone near there in 10 years, despite living within spitting distance. And you know, I don’t think it’s worthy of one last visit…

    Comment by CT — 12/08/2021 @ 08:16:40 PM

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