This would make more sense if they actually celebrated Thanksgiving in the UK… But hey, I’m a sucker for pun-worthy material!

So I give you Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire crossed with the former giant-turkey pride of Frazee, Minnesota, set ablaze.

Good luck, Harry! And be sure to stock up on healing potions — lest you be felled by avian flu.

Since I’ve had bunches of visitors in recent weeks looking for Triumph International Japan’s microwave-heatable eco-bra, I figured I’d oblige.

Personally, given the choice, I’d go for the previous, non-heatable model with the clever Planet Earth motif. Far more colorful, and educational. But I guess it’s a question of saving the world, or wearing it.