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Thursday, November 10, 2021

Man, you’d think two (now former) NFL cheerleaders never had sex in a public bathroom before.

But at least Renee Thomas and Angela Keathley are in good company:

- Percent of Americans who’ve engaged in some sort of public sex, according to a 2002 survey: 21

- Percentage of British people who’ve engaged in public sex, according to a 2004 survey: 60

- Percentage of couples who said they’d made love at a party, according to a 2002 survey: 32

- Percentage of couples who said they’d gotten frisky at the movies, according to the same survey: 18

- Year in which George Michael was arrested for lewd behavior in a public restroom: 1998

- Peak chart position of Digital Underground’s Humpty Dance, which includes the lyric, “I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom”: 11

Brilliant touch, invoking the Humpty Dance

What struck me as the funniest aspect of this whole thing was that they weren’t even in Tampa to work: Like any other travelling team, the Carolina Panthers don’t bring their cheerleading squad on the road. So this was purely extracurricular fun.

Personally, I think the Panthers were nuts to fire the pair. They should build a halftime show around them!

by Costa Tsiokos, Thu 11/10/2021 11:56pm
Category: Florida Livin', Football, Women
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  1. This is a great post and I agree 110%. Would you think that she(pictured) couldn’t get any guy she wanted? Great stuff and I enjoy reading your blog.
    Chris

    Comment by chris — 11/11/2021 @ 4:19 PM

  2. I agree with the halftime idea. As a matter of fact the whole Super Bowl should be built around that, and they should do a picture-in-picture of it overlayed on top of the commercials. Best of both worlds!

    Comment by Smitty — 11/11/2021 @ 4:41 PM

  3. chris: “get any guy she wanted”? Being a lesbian isn’t the transgression here; having sex (homo or hetero) in a public restroom is.

    Smitty: Dare to dream! I think the fallout from the Janet Jackson boobie incident has died down enough to go for it…

    Comment by CT — 11/11/2021 @ 5:13 PM

  4. Funny, that chic is from my hometown…Pittsboro. P-boro breads um right…?I guess.

    EK
    http://www.realityshowblog.com

    Comment by Erin — 11/21/2005 @ 9:58 AM

  5. FIVE-RING POMPOMS

    I cannot tell you how much it saddens me that the throngs in Turin aren’t taking to American-style cheerleaders at the Olympic venues.

    I think the problem is wardrobe-based:

    “Considering they don’t have cheerleaders in Europe, you have to …

    Trackback by Population Statistic — 02/20/2006 @ 2:05 PM

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