It’s an odd kinda day around here. And while I’m not feeling particularly curmudgeonly, I feel the need to spew, slightly.

So here’s my list of Things That Need To Go, the sooner the better:

1. Stow-and-go seating

2. Uber-geeky epithets like “asshat” and “fucktard”

3. The prefix “uber”

4. Celebutantes (unless they make a sex video)

5. Podcasting

6. The NBA (yeah, already)

7. Avian flu panic

8. Tattoos

9. Google adulation

10. Kevin “Mr. Britney Spears” Federline’s ill-advised rap foray as “K-Fed” (pre-emptive; you’re welcome)

Anything else? Hit me with it in the Feedback zone…