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Thursday, September 22, 2021

I just bought a new pair of pants, chinos (I think — I can never keep the styles straight) by Tommy Hilfiger. Today’s the first day that I’m wearing them.

I must say, they’re doing an excellent job of accentuating my… bulge. Even in my non-bulging state. Almost too good; had I noticed this feature when I was trying them on at the store, I probably wouldn’t have taken them. But of course, now I’m committed.

As if that weren’t enough, my ass also looks great in them (that part I did know about at the store). So whether I’m walking at you or away from you, it’s all good.

In short: I think I’ve found my new favorite pair of pants.

- Costa Tsiokos, Thu 09/22/2005 01:16:54 PM
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  1. Umm, yeah. I’m just commenting because the fact that this has appeared in my RSS feed for your site (that’s right, it’s MY feed) is the reason why reading blogs is so enjoyable. You get commentary on what a person’s employer is doing one moment, and then you find out about which way they address. Nice.

    Comment by Tom — 09/22/2005 @ 02:31:13 PM

  2. As always, I aim to please.

    And something tell me I can kiss that MacArthur genius grant goodbye…

    Comment by CT — 09/22/2005 @ 03:29:24 PM

  3. i’d like to see the bulge and the ass, please.


    sorry, i couldn’t resist.

    Comment by transience — 09/22/2005 @ 08:58:42 PM

  4. So that means you’d like to see me coming — and going.

    Sorry, I couldn’t resist ;)

    Comment by CT — 09/22/2005 @ 09:14:58 PM

  5. allrighty then

    Comment by tommy — 09/23/2005 @ 09:11:16 AM

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