Once again, I’ve added a new mp3 ringtone to my phone. And this time, it ain’t a TV theme song.

But instead of revealing it outright, I’m going to let you guess. I’ll be interested in seeing what some of you assume I’d choose.

Here are the candidates. No tricks — one of the following is indeed gracing my cellphone ringer:

a) KC and the Sunshine Band - “That’s The Way (I Like It)”

d) Sleater-Kinney - “Oh!”

You’ve got until, oh… Saturday at noon (Eastern time) to leave a comment with your guess. Go to it!

Miami: Exotic, multicultural, subtropical.

Swedish?

With as much chutzpah as it takes to name an advertising agency in Sweden after Florida’s largest city, they’ve just got to be an innovative shop.

I wish I understood the language. All I can tell for sure is that they like to drop the names of American film and TV stars.

I just bought a new pair of pants, chinos (I think — I can never keep the styles straight) by Tommy Hilfiger. Today’s the first day that I’m wearing them.

I must say, they’re doing an excellent job of accentuating my… bulge. Even in my non-bulging state. Almost too good; had I noticed this feature when I was trying them on at the store, I probably wouldn’t have taken them. But of course, now I’m committed.

As if that weren’t enough, my ass also looks great in them (that part I did know about at the store). So whether I’m walking at you or away from you, it’s all good.

In short: I think I’ve found my new favorite pair of pants.