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Saturday, August 06, 2021

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Am I the only one who gets a kick out of “Internal Plumbing”, the new TV spot for bladder-control medicine VESIcare?

Not that I have any use for the stuff. Which makes sense, because likewise, I have a fondness for many beer commercials, yet would never touch that pisswater either.

by Costa Tsiokos, Sat 08/06/2021 06:57pm
Category: Advert./Mktg.
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Following in the footsteps of Scottie Schwartz and Dennis Rodman*, Mike Tyson is parlaying the remnants of his fame into a celebrity porn appearance, at the prompting of porn queen Jenna Jameson.

He is quoted by Britain’s Zoo magazine as saying: “I just talked to a gentleman called Jimmy who’s involved with Jenna Jameson.

They said they were interested in getting me involved in the adult film industry “I need the money up front”.

And if the rumors about Tyson are true, Jameson’s probably going to prefer he stays “up front” during filming:

Meanwhile, American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez believes Tyson, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, would triumph in the sex industry - with his alleged 14-inch manhood.

He explained: “According to court documentation from Tyson’s rape trial, his member is at least 14 inches long.

“If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star”.

(Via You forgot Poland!)

*Okay, so Rodman hasn’t really done porn. But doesn’t it seem like he should have?

by Costa Tsiokos, Sat 08/06/2021 06:28pm
Category: Celebrity
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