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Saturday, July 16, 2021

That’s former Florida Gator and Dallas Cowboy OL Crawford Ker, flanked by his most marketable assets (aka, from left: Stephanie Stewart, Sarah Mathews, and Christina Carbanaro). They’re a big part of the success of Ker’s WingHouse business.

I’d love to see how many letters of complaint the Times got over that shot. It does the job, though — definitely.

As always, this notion just kills me:

Crawford nailed the pictures to the WingHouse’s plywood walls himself, careful to put the bikini photos in the corners and the sports pictures at table level, so families would feel comfortable.

Yeah, I’m sure Mom and Dad are okay with having the boobie pictures a bit higher up on the wall so Junior can’t figure it out. In fact, the whole idea of a place with so much cheesecake on display being a place to “bring the whole family” is so laughable that it amazes me that the chutzpah is there to actually promote it as such. (Then again, you can sell any idea, if the marketing is right.)

And for the record: WingHouse is not Hooters, appearances aside.

by Costa Tsiokos, Sat 07/16/2005 08:59pm
Category: Business, Florida Livin', Women
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  1. Okay first of all I bet who ever wrote this article has never been into a Winghouse in his life so no one really cares what you have to say. second of all I probably make more money then you do at this ” cheesecake place” as you call it.

    winghouse employee

    Comment by Sarah — 01/17/2006 @ 4:41 PM

  2. You’d lose that bet — I’ve been to the BoobHouse WingHouse several times, mostly to the one on 4th Street North in St. Pete. Not that you have to go to one more than once or twice to figure out the concept…

    Hint: That’s a signature next to the date/time stamp below all the words. Not very hard to figure out who wrote this at all.

    As for how much you make: Judging from the photo above, I have no doubt that you have the assets to pull in plenty in tips. (And yes, I’m aware that this came from the same Sarah Mathews mentioned above.)

    Comment by CT — 01/17/2006 @ 5:26 PM

  3. I didn’t write the first comment so who ever replied to that thinking it was me and talkin shit about my asstes….congrats you are a part of my hater club..I love it hate on suckers

    Comment by The real sarah mathews — 10/12/2021 @ 11:25 PM

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