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Sunday, June 26, 2021

free man!
Sorry, I just couldn’t resist. The inclusion of the “1UP” dinger, indicating that Mario is gaining extra lives just for back-dooring his princess, was the little touch that elevated this from mere crudeness to genuine humor.

And for my own peace of mind, I’m going to assume (based on Nintendo’s long-running Mario Brothers storyline) that the sex is consensual.

(Via The Digested)

by Costa Tsiokos, Sun 06/26/2005 04:39:25 PM
Category: Comedy, Videogames | Permalink |

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  1. That’s great. They should also have one with him eating the mushroom so he becomes large mario.

    Comment by The Jerz — 08/16/2005 @ 11:53:56 AM

  2. well…. i guess that this speaks for it’s self but i must say that i always wondered why he didn’t give up on her and move on as you see you ass gives out extralives like a pediphile gives out candy…

    Comment by orange ninja — 04/18/2006 @ 02:32:40 AM

  3. where can I get the code for mario-princess 1up? AWESOME!

    Comment by korben — 05/10/2021 @ 08:38:41 AM

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