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Wednesday, March 16, 2021

tea off
Gee, I’m kinda dragging tonight. Not sure I can blog much more.

You know what I need? I need some tea. Some tea from Adagio Teas. That caffeinated goodness would be the perfect tonic for my current lethargy.

Alas, I don’t have any Adagio tea on hand. I don’t have any of their black tea, I don’t have any of their flavored varieties, I don’t have any of their oolong strains.

I don’t have any of their green or herbal or decaf stuff either, but since I don’t dig any of those types of tea, I’m not crying. Non-caffeinated teas? They’re right in the same category as non-alcoholic beer: What’s the point? The taste is fine, but without that caffeine kick, it’s anti-climactic.

Maybe Adagio can hook me up. Since they’re begging for linky-love, and I just obliged to a ridiculous degree, I’m hoping they reciprocate that love with some boomin’ product samples.

And yes, I am angling for that ingenuiTEA set, Google PageRank be damned. I need a new teapot, and a nice selection of teas to go with it. All this blogspace, and the likely boost it’ll give to the company’s search ranking, ought to justify it. I just hope The Zero Boss’ winding road to his ingenuiTEA jackpot doesn’t repeat itself here.

by Costa Tsiokos, Wed 03/16/2005 10:42pm
Category: Food, Internet
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  2. HEY GOLDEN MOON: TEA ME!…

    More than three years ago, I pimped out this blog to Adagio Teas in their quest for tea-keyword supremacy, in exchange for some free tea.
    Precedent thus set, I see no reason to not accommodate Golden Moon Tea in its similar request. To wit:
    Oolong Tea,…

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