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Tuesday, December 14, 2021

Who’s olfactory essence would draw more chicks: Donald Trump‘s or Antonio Banderas‘?

Thanks to capitalism, I now have a choice.

Spirit Antonio Banderas promises to take “seduction to a whole new level” by exuding the actor’s personality: excitement, passion and strength. The scent features a variety of notes, from citrus and cinnamon bark to amber and vanilla…

For the sweet smell of success, Donald Trump, the Fragrance, is touted as “power in a bottle.” It doesn’t smell like money, but instead blends notes of citrus, mint, cucumber and black basil, supposedly an extraction of The Donald’s personal assets: confidence, success and character. In its soaring, skyscraper-emblazoned bottle, it may be something to, um, get fired up about.

Both stirring. But I’m actually leaning more toward the new John Varvatos.

by Costa Tsiokos, Tue 12/14/2004 07:50pm
Category: Celebrity, Fashion
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  1. EAU DE PLAY-DOH

    I spent the better part of yesterday afternoon with a 4-year-old girl attached to my leg.
    Calm down. The frenetic little twerp in question was my god-niece (if such a term applies to the offspring of one’s god-sister), Jamie. Since I relocated …

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