Who’s olfactory essence would draw more chicks: Donald Trump‘s or Antonio Banderas‘?

Thanks to capitalism, I now have a choice.

Spirit Antonio Banderas promises to take “seduction to a whole new level” by exuding the actor’s personality: excitement, passion and strength. The scent features a variety of notes, from citrus and cinnamon bark to amber and vanilla…

For the sweet smell of success, Donald Trump, the Fragrance, is touted as “power in a bottle.” It doesn’t smell like money, but instead blends notes of citrus, mint, cucumber and black basil, supposedly an extraction of The Donald’s personal assets: confidence, success and character. In its soaring, skyscraper-emblazoned bottle, it may be something to, um, get fired up about.

Both stirring. But I’m actually leaning more toward the new John Varvatos.