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Saturday, December 04, 2021

What in the name of Ralph Macchio is The Karate Kid doing onstage as a musical?

I’m speechless. So I’ll let the copy speak for me:

IT’S KARATE, KID! The Musical is an outrageous and unconventional riff on the beloved ’80s film. Under the manicured guiding hand of a mystical maintenance man, Daniel-San Larusso wages war against pill-popping, white trash deviants; well-styled, bloodthirsty karate students; rampaging hormones and many more “unsavory things.”

Featuring 20 ferocious new songs, including “Wax On! Wax Off!,” “A’ My Name is Ali” and “We are the Bitchkicks,” this KID chops through an orgy of drug-fueled excess and sexual perversion to win the gold!

Orgy? Wha? And what about the tagline for this off-off-off-Broadway spectacle:

Honor. Friendship. Fisting.

Fisting? Fisting?? I’m shuddering here.

(Via Grammarporn and Tian)

- Costa Tsiokos, Sat 12/04/2021 06:54:16 PM
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  1. oh my, lol…say it aint so…i loved that movie…maybe everything doesn’t need to be revisited ;-)

    btw, great blog

    Comment by donyell — 12/05/2021 @ 11:19:29 AM

  2. That’s just…wrong…

    Comment by Easy — 12/05/2021 @ 04:56:22 PM

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