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Friday, November 19, 2021

support the planet
Behold the Eco-Bra, from women’s clothing maker Triumph International. It’s meant to promote a big lingerie trade show next year in Japan.

So… many… jokes…

- If face-to-face with someone wearing this bra, would it be appropriate to start pointing to all the places in the world I’ve visited (gently, of course)?

- Those leafy straps would be a bitch to conceal, and probably chafe like crazy.

- To keep this astronomically correct, I think different planets should represent different cup sizes: Jupiter for D-cups, Mars for A-cups, etc. (hey, other planets probably need saving too!).

- Matching panties? A Moon motif, maybe?

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- Costa Tsiokos, Fri 11/19/2004 06:58:46 PM
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  1. haha, hilarious.

    Comment by slurpee — 11/19/2004 @ 07:04:40 PM

  2. Would they be also making an Eco-Panty, should you want to cover Uranus?

    (Sorry. Somebody had to.)

    Comment by CGHill — 11/19/2004 @ 09:39:46 PM

  3. Haha! I’m glad you did; I should have come up with that for the matching panties joke.

    Comment by CT — 11/20/2004 @ 06:10:40 PM

  4. Meanwhile, half a world away…

    Comment by tommy — 11/22/2004 @ 11:50:42 AM

  5. HEATED ECO-BRA

    Since I’ve had bunches of visitors in recent weeks looking for Triumph International Japan’s microwave-heatable eco-bra, I figured I’d oblige.
    Personally, given the choice, I’d go for the previous, non-heatable model with the…

    Trackback by Population Statistic — 11/24/2005 @ 09:12:00 AM

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