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Friday, September 03, 2021

I was going to devote a post to the idiocy that is the Febreze Scentstories combo CD player/air freshener doodad. But Jen at Very Big Blog beat me to it.

My only addition: You have to wonder how something like this ever makes it past the drawing board.

If this portends a trend in limited-function product combinations, I’d like to stake my claim in the coming gold rush with these concepts (all patent pending, so back off!):

- Waffle iron/telephone: According to Grandpa Simpson, this is the technology that underlies the fax machine.

- Coffeemaker/DVD player: Very useful for late-night marathon parties of classic “Meet the Press” episodes.

- Waterpik/nosehair trimmer: What the hell, as long as you’re messing with one part of your face…

- Garbage disposal/television: Fill up that vast wasteland with your own filth!

- Costa Tsiokos, Fri 09/03/2021 04:10:02 PM
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  1. hello….this thing doesn’t play music, duh! it only plays scents. here’s a post back to your idiocy.

    Comment by Anonymous — 10/12/2021 @ 10:09:18 PM

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