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Sunday, August 29, 2021

eau de SUV
If you’re going to drive a gas-guzzling behemoth, you might as well smell like one: Hummer Fragrance for Men, $52 a pop, coming this fall.

I appreciate the truck-inspired design of the bottle. But in keeping with the spirit of its fuel-inefficient namesake, wouldn’t a more appropriate container be, like, 50 times the size of the one above, while still holding the same 2 ounces of liquid?

I’m sure that blend of thyme, fir, cardamom and sandalwood will have the chicks crawling all over your dashboard. The marketing taglines are coming at me hard and fast:

“Wear Hummer to get a hummer.”
“Hummer. For himmer.”
“Sport your utility.”

- Costa Tsiokos, Sun 08/29/2004 11:54:05 PM
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  1. Everything about that is just wrong.

    You never fail to charm, huh? ;)

    Comment by r* — 08/30/2004 @ 02:49:40 PM

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