Deeming the title of the upcoming Ninja Assassin to be an unnecessary doubling-down of one concept, Drew suggests a few different vocations for ninja-related movie mayhem.

My favorite is Number 9, “Ninja Competitive Ballroom Dancer”. I guess cheerleader was left off the list because someone already made that film.

Overall, all this ninj-tastic speculation elicits a dismissive “ninja, please” from me.