You know you’re an online addict if you’ve got these social-media logo pillows festooning your couch (make that futon — because, c’mon, who are we kidding here?). Plush handiwork by Craftsquatch.

They’re probably too delicate for pillow-fighting, which is a shame — I can’t think of a fairer offline way to settle which community site is mas macho. My weapon of choice would be that Reddit one.