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Monday, June 29, 2009

A European quest to secure a foothold in Africa’s vast energy resource supply has created an unfortunate English-language translation:

Russia’s energy giant Gazprom has signed a $2.5bn deal with Nigeria’s state operated NNPC, to invest in a new joint venture.

The new firm, to be called Nigaz, is set to build refineries, pipelines and gas power stations in Nigeria.

That’s right, “Nigaz”. It’s missing a “g”, and no doubt the accepted pronunciation will be “nigh-gahz” or even “nee-gahz”; but basically, for American English speakers, we’re in NWA territory.

For further consideration of the branding shortfall, I couldn’t have said it better myself:

Apparently Gazprom, a Global 500 company with nearly 400,000 employees (no exaggeration) doesn’t have a single marketing person who speaks ENGLISH or is even remotely familiar with American slang. YO! Gazprom! I don’t mean to be dissin’ ya’ll, but Shizzle! What the hizzle??? Nigaz??? I might just have to shoot the five witcha, or at least sick the naming po-pos on ya. Again: Nigaz???? Have you NO skrilla to do some of that linguistic or cultural screenin’?? Were you guys crunked up when you thought of that name???

Represent, Russkies.

by Costa Tsiokos, Mon 06/29/2009 10:42pm
Category: Business, Politics, Pop Culture, Wordsmithing
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  1. You don’t know how difficult it is to avoid linking to this with the title “Nigaz? Please.”

    Comment by CGHill — 07/01/2009 @ 10:10 PM

  2. I was contemplating an imagined touchy-feely marketing campaign for the company, centered around a Russian-flavored broken English slogan, “Where my Nigaz at?”

    Comment by CT — 07/01/2009 @ 10:31 PM

  3. [...] Russia’s Gazprom signs joint-venture deal with Nigerians, coins unfortunate name: “Nigaz”? Please. [...]

    Pingback by dustbury.com » Just a dusting (2) — 07/04/2009 @ 6:23 AM

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