I’m not even a little bit interested in this weekend’s Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival, which looks like just one more merchandising platform in an already-oversaturated concert landscape.

But I am interested in seeing Triumph the Insult Comic Dog soon on “The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien”, when he’ll be throwing down on the Bonnaroo-er scene.

Sounds like it’s easy pickings for the cigar-chompin’ puppy-puppet:

He offered pithy observations about the festival like: “They’ve got more stages than syphilis.” About one Bonnaroo act, the now middle-aged Beastie Boys, he said: “They’re a little more like the Pep Boys logo.”…

And Phish fans at Bonnaroo (where the band was playing two headlining sets) make for nearly as good material as the similarly devoted “Star Wars” fans Triumph memorably skewered in a sketch.

Rural Tennessee may never be the same again.