Recently, Anne Hathaway was on “Late Show with David Letterman” and described her new regimen as being “vaguely vegan”, i.e. meat-free but she still eats cheese and wears leather.

“Vaguely vegan”? So we can go with “vaguean”? That would work for me.

Unbeknownst to Hathaway, this new label makes her an all-singin’, all-dancin’ member of the Oregon Socialist Party. Who’d have thought?