No, I don’t watch MTV’s “The Hills”, despite a New York Times highbrow seal of approval. If I should ever start following any reality show, it sure as heck ain’t gonna be some BFF-fueled drama queen contest.

But I’ll give props where props are due: Show participants (and mutual squeezes) Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag win coolness points for naming their official joint fansite Speidiweb.com. Not only is it a cute mashup of their names, but it also nicely marries the old spider motif to the World Wide Web, and more than anything brings to my mind a certain Marvel Comics webslinger.

What does the future hold for Speidiweb? Given that Heidi and Spencer are budding Hollywood celebrities, they could cement their power-couple potential by getting married. After which, one or both will come to their speidi-senses, and subsequently file for a speidi-vorce. I don’t need to get spider-bitten to see all that coming.