Forget about ethanol — hops and barley are the crop-based fuel alternatives to fill up on, as our Canuck neighbors ably demonstrate:

* The average Canadian walks 900 miles per year.
* The average Canadian drinks 22 gallons of beer per year.

Canadians have a right to be proud: they’re getting 41 miles to the gallon.

And just to keep kosher with official Dominion policy, here’s a metric version of that, uh, metric.