Zube Girl’s got a theory about female hair length corresponding to cup size:

Hoot: Well, it seems like girls who can pull off having short hair mostly have big boobs. You know? Like, they can get away with it.

Z-Girl: Huh. Interesting.

Note – Hoot? Has pretty short hair. Mine? Is really long. And she SO obviously inherited her chestal genes from our, uh, Dad’s Mom. While I? So obviously inherited mine? From my, uh, Dad.

This theory definitely doesn’t hold up to observation: You’ll see plenty of women with coiffures that obviously have little or nothing to do with their bra sizes. But for the sake of pondering, it’s an interesting consideration.

Do women use their hair styles as surrogates for their top-heaviness (or lack thereof)? It’s like fashion camouflage: Divert attention to whichever area is more fully-formed.

I guess it’s easier, and cheaper, to grow out the folicles than it is to get implants. And it’s certainly preferable to going the J.Lo route and pumping up the ass.