I find it to be a peculiar phenomenon that the films Aquamarine and Ultraviolet are playing in theaters simultaneously this week.

I mean, it doesn’t quite represent the full spectrum of coloration, but it’s as close as I figure it’ll ever get. (Too bad no one’s making a movie called Infrared.)

Since the Four Word Film Review entries for both movies are woefully inadequate — what part of “four word” don’t those dorks understand? — I think I’ll present my own here. I haven’t seen either one, and don’t intend to, but it’s not like that matters:

Aquamarine - Splash meets “Dawson’s Creek”.

Ultraviolet - Milla Jovovich kicks ass.