If you’re unsettled from reading about the Minnesota Vikings’ recent bye-week sex-scandal cruise, perhaps it’ll help to look at the incident as though it were a “Love Boat” episode.

I have to say, I’m severely disappointed in Bernie “Doc” Kopell’s behavior:

“No one’s bitching about Isaac and he was serving stiff drinks all night,” Doc hic-cupped. “But I serve a few stiffy pills, and people act like it’s malpractice!”